Smatchet definition: An ill-mannered, despicable person

Smatchet in EMS: My partner on Friday morning after putting up with me all week.

Smatchet short: Why you gotta be a hater?

Vibrant, water-resistant EMS vinyl decal with the Old English word Smatchet highlighting the love-hate relationship partners have in EMS. We absolutely couldn’t do this without you and you should know that you are invaluable, but couldn’t you just be more quiet and less…. here?

Old English, we use the tapestry of words to weave a narrative that translates the frustrations of EMS into a comprehensible form. A great way to infuse humor, sarcasm and wit into EMS. 

Ideal for decorating lockers, windows, laptops, refrigerators or even walls. Gives a vintage and literary feel to any surface for those who appreciate unique and quirky things. Great for gift-giving occasions such as birthdays, holidays, and celebrations.

Product features
– Removable white vinyl with satin finish
– Water, scratch, and UV resistant
– Vibrant colors with crisp printing
– Assembled in the USA

Care instructions
– Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.