Smatchet definition: An ill-mannered, despicable person

Smatchet in EMS: My partner on Friday morning after putting up with me all week.

Smatchet short: Why you gotta be a hater?

A durable and versatile cotton canvas EMS tote bag with the Old English word Smatchet highlighting the love-hate relationship partners have in EMS. We absolutely couldn’t do this without you and you should know that you are invaluable, but couldn’t you just be more quiet and less…. here?

At In Old English, we use the tapestry of words to weave a narrative that translates the frustrations of EMS into a comprehensible form. A great way to infuse humor, sarcasm and wit into EMS. 

Perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for unique words. Can be used casually or for a fun and quirky statement look. Ideal for those who enjoy celebrating individuality and creativity with a sense of humor. Great for carrying essentials and adding a unique touch to any outfit. Relevant for EMS Week, birthdays, and everyday use.

Product features
– 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
– Flat corners for a seamless design
– Reinforced carrying handles for added strength
– Heavy fabric for sturdiness (12 oz/yd²)
– Available in natural and black colors

Care instructions
– Do not iron directly over the printed area – print may stick to the iron.
– Spot clean
– Do not bleach
– Line dry