Smatchet definition: an ill-mannered, despicable person

Smatchet in EMS: my partner on Friday morning after putting up with me all week.

Smatchet short: Why you gotta be a hater?

EMS mug full of humor and sarcasm with the Old English word Smatchet highlighting the love-hate relationship partners have in EMS. We absolutely couldn’t do this without you and you should know that you are invaluable, but couldn’t you just be more quiet and less…. here?

At In Old English, we use the tapestry of words to weave a narrative that translates the frustrations of EMS into a comprehensible form. A great way to infuse humor, sarcasm and wit into EMS.

This mug adds a unique and unconventionally humorous touch to your coffee routine. Great as a conversation starter or for your own entertainment. For those in emergency medical services or just interested in quirky words. This mug is a great gift for paramedics, EMTs, or anyone in the healthcare field. Suitable for everyday use or as a fun addition to a collection.

Product features
– Glossy ceramic construction
– Vibrant colors with crisp designs
– Microwave and dishwasher safe
– Durable white ceramic material
– Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
– Lead and BPA-free for confident daily use

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap