Homerkin definition: A measure of beer

Homerkin in EMS: The answer when you ask your favorite alcoholic how much they have had to drink today.

Homerkin short: About that much.

Vibrant, water-resistant vinyl decal adorned with the old English word Homerkin is the perfect answer for age old question “How much have you had to drink?” Like in the last hour? Today? Since I started drinking in the 80’s? A measure of beer pretty much covers it.

At In Old English, we use the tapestry of words to weave a narrative that translates the frustrations of EMS into a comprehensible form. A great way to infuse humor, sarcasm and wit into EMS. 

Ideal for decorating lockers, windows, laptops, refrigerators or even walls. Gives a vintage and literary feel to any surface for those who appreciate unique and quirky things. Great for gift-giving occasions such as birthdays, holidays, and celebrations.

Product features
– Removable white vinyl with satin finish
– Water, scratch, and UV resistant
– Vibrant colors with crisp printing
– Assembled in the USA

Care instructions
– Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.