Smatch definition: An ill-mannered, despicable person

Smatch in EMS: My partner on Friday morning after putting up with me all week.

Day 1: Hi! How was your weekend?!

Day 4: If you breath that loud again, I will practice crics on you

Smatch in Nursing: Trauma surgeons when a CNA questions their decisions

Before being questioned: OK team lets do this!

After being questioned: I’m sorry, did you go to medical school and 4 years of residency?