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Adamantism definition: The support or practice of nudism or public nudity especially for religious reasons

Adamantism in EMS: The ritualistic removal of clothing which could be used to aid in movement prior to solicitation of said aid via the 911 system.

EMS scene: Dispatched to a lift assist. Scene Size Up: 290 lb patient unable to get off the floor after being there all night. Didn’t sleep in the nude but is somehow now only wearing grippy socks.

Adamantism short: But…where are your pants?

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