Smatchet definition: An ill-mannered, despicable person

Smatchet in EMS: My partner on Friday morning after putting up with me all week.

Smatchet short: Why you gotta be a hater?

EMS t-shirt with the Old English word Smatchet highlighting the love-hate relationship partners have in EMS. We absolutely couldn’t do this without you and you should know that you are invaluable, but couldn’t you just be more quiet and less…. here?

At In Old English, we use the tapestry of words to weave a narrative that translates the frustrations of EMS into a comprehensible form. A great way to infuse humor, sarcasm and wit into EMS.

Perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for unique words. Can be worn casually or for a fun and quirky statement look. Ideal for those who enjoy celebrating individuality and creativity. Great for gifts for EMS professions such as EMS week or graduation.

Product features
– Shoulder tape for added stability
– Knitted in one piece without side seams for a cleaner look
– Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
– Made from specially spun fibers for durability
– Classic fit with tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: medium
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean