Smatchet definition: An ill-mannered, despicable person

Smatchet in EMS: My partner on Friday morning after putting up with me all week.

Smatchet short: Why you gotta be a hater?

EMS hoodie with the Old English word Smatchet highlighting the love-hate relationship partners have in EMS. We absolutely couldn’t do this without you and you should know that you are invaluable, but couldn’t you just be more quiet and less…. here?

At In Old English, we use the tapestry of words to weave a narrative that translates the frustrations of EMS into a comprehensible form. A great way to infuse humor, sarcasm and wit into EMS. 

This Hoodie provides a cozy and warm feeling, making it ideal for lounging at home or running errands. Relevant for EMS week, birthdays, holidays, or everyday wear.

Product features
– Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
– Adjustable drawstring hood for customizable fit
– 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for durability and comfort
– DTF sleeve prints and embroidery options available
– Made with ethical and sustainable practices in Bangladesh

Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed