Smatchet definition: An ill-mannered, despicable person

Smatchet in EMS: My partner on Friday morning after putting up with me all week.

Smatchet short: Why you gotta be a hater?

An EMS magnet with the Old English word Smatchet highlighting the love-hate relationship partners have in EMS. We absolutely couldn’t do this without you and you should know that you are invaluable, but couldn’t you just be more quiet and less…. here?

A sarcstic magnet adorned with the Old English word Eyeservant translated into EMS describing the frustrations that come with coworkers who think they don’t need to do much work because when they were younger they did a lot, so now they can just sit around and watch you do work.

At In Old English, we use the tapestry of words to weave a narrative that translates the frustrations of EMS into a comprehensible form. A great way to infuse humor, sarcasm and wit into EMS.

Because sometimes, only sarcasm can describe what really happens in EMS. These magnets add a touch of wit and style to the unpredictability of EMS. Perfect for those who love adding unique flare. Ideal for decorating refrigerators, magnetic whiteboards, and more. Great for fans of something different from the ordinary.

Product features
– Matte finish for a full-color decoration
– Durable vinyl material for long-lasting use
– Custom die-cut design with bright and crisp colors
– Suitable for outdoor use
– Available in five different sizes

Care instructions
– Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth